Bitches on Instagram

I’m sure everyone’s familiar with this. The App that makes everyone a photographer and editor with filters that can turn images into sepia, olden-style and even ‘underwater’-style pictures.

But why is this even around and why the hell do we even care?

No I don’t care what meal you just cooked, no I don’t care about the outfit you are wearing and I definitely don’t care about some lyrics/random inspirational quote you wrote into your phone.

I get that it makes your images look cool and you want everyone in cyberspace to see how amazing and interesting your life is but WHY. Everyone knows what you show of yourself on the internet is a lie. We show the best because we want people to think the best of us. But if we’re constantly uploading photos of the things we’re doing, then how interesting can that life really be?

‘Hold on guys, stop talking. I need to Instagram this shit’.

Go away and cook that meal, wear that amazing outfit and live by that quote. But don’t be that bitch filling up everyone’s newsfeed with that shit, it’s unnecessary.

Or if you do use it, at least Instagram funny things. That shits hilarious.