Do it Spongebob(bing) Style!

Ever since the introduction of shuffling into our nightclub lives, YouTube has gone viral with videos of new ‘styles’ of dance – aimed particularly at the (more often than not) rhythmically challenged males.

With the recent introduction of Gangnam Style (find it here), I thought that was it for now.
 
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONG. 

The most recent? 

Spongebobbing! (yeah, what the actual f*ck)

In slow-mo it looks like you’re doing some sort of highland dance, but ‘when the beat drops’ (direct quote from YouTube) it actually looks saweeeeeeeet.

Seriously guys, get on this shit.

Here’s an instructional vid on ‘how to do the Spongebob’: (If you don’t care about the learning bit – and let’s face it who does – skip to 3:50)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey sexy lady! Brawp, brawp brawp brawp - oppa Spongebob Style!

Curvy is the new skinny

A model that actually eats! 

Wait, what? 

Corrrrrrrrrrrrrect! 

Sydney stunner and size 16 model Robyn Lawley, 23, has become the first EVER plus-sized model to star in a modelling campaign for Ralph Lauren, proving that those big booty bitches are B-E-A-utiful.

Apparently Lawley caught the fashion label’s attention with her curvy figure, and Ralph Lauren want to start targeting ‘bigger’ women.

Halle-freaking-lujah.

The leggy Lawley says she is “big boned”, has been modelling since she was 16 and “I used to be told to lose weight and exercise all the time. I got a huge amount of pressure to diet. 

And my body, it was such a battle for me to do that because I’m tall and I’m broad. I really struggled to maintain that size.”

Lucky for us she is a beautiful girl with boobs and a booty and has covered Vogue and Elle.

She’s gotten some criticism from the Brits, claiming she’s too airbrushed but “I’ve given up caring what people think,” she says.

To maintain her bod she swims three times a week and lives with her law student boyfriend in New York.

You go girlfriend!

Party Rockers (not) in the house tonight

They might be sexy and they know it, but LMFAO’s deliciously rank tunes will be no more after the announcement that they have officially split.

One part of the duo Redfoo (fro guy) said “I feel like we’ve been doing this for so long, five or six years,” he told news.com.au. “And we’re kind of like saying, well, let’s just do what’s natural and just kind of explore that, instead of like forcing it all the time.”

Interesting.

The uncle/nephew team said they were headed in “different directions” and didn’t know when (or if) the pair would re-unite.

HOWEVER, don’t fret party rockers, Redfoo has also announced he plans to launch a fashion line and explore music solo.

Adios LMFAO, it’s time to wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle (yeah!) on.

Beautiful hairless creatures

Type into Google ‘beautiful naked woman’ (yes, I actually Googled that) and immediately you’ll be bombarded with images of women with no hair on their bodies.

With the exception of head hair (which should be long and flowy), society (and Google) is continuously telling women that no hair = sexy.

No arm hair, no leg hair, no hair down there.

But where did this pressure come from and why do we feel the need to spend so much $$$ on waxing, shaving and laser treatment?

In 2003 The Economist published an article about women with no hair ‘down there’. This was the beginning of the hair free women-era and the youngest girl the hairdresser interviewed had waxed was 12. TWELVE.

Back then they thought it might have just been a fad. But here we are nine years later still doing the same thing.

What is our culture coming to if a TWELVE YEAR OLD feels the need to get waxed? Didn’t she only just hit puberty blues?

Yes, women are supposed to be the fairer sex and delicate creatures with soft and smooth skin but STILL.

Is it porn? Celebrities? Movies? Magazines?

The double standard? (of course there’s one)

For men, hair = manly. 
  
Bastards.

So what we can gather from this, I guess, is that even though it’s completely natural to have body hair, you shouldn’t have it (if you’re female) – and beauty is pain, right?

#YOLO.

Girl got style

We first met her as the tall bubbly blonde who was ‘a little too matchy matchy’ in season one of The Hills. But Whitney Port’s goal in life wasn’t to become a reality star (surprise surprise), it was to be the-next-big-fashion-thing (again, not surprising).

And so far so good! Her dream has become our reality with the launch of her label WE by Whitney Port at Sydney’s Mercedes Benz Fashion Festival and (even MORE exciting) it’s all available at Sportsgirl!

Need more incentive to spend your hard earned cash on WE’s deliciously designed sweaters, dresses and printed pants?

Heidi Klum, the Hilton sisters, and Kim and Kourtney Kardashian have all donned the line.

That gurl, she got style!