"If you weren't born with it, just buy it"

It’s hectic, gnarley and a heaps sick aye.

Welcome to The Shire! Or the Sutherland Shire, a Local Government area in Southern Sydney.

It’s Australia’s newest ‘dramality’ show, portraying the best of the Aussie bogans.

Channel Ten said the show is made up of ‘hot surfers, vivacious models, girls next door, on-and-off couples, loveable rogues and entrepreneurs’...But it’s actually nothing like Jersey Shore.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

It’s set to air Monday Channel Ten @ 8pm. I’m excited!

Don’t be a kook. Neck up with ya prawns and eshays and prepare for a Shire sesh.

Shire-isms:

Yiewww interj. Expression of excitement

Kook n. A crazy or eccentric person

Heaps sick aye adj. Very good yes

A long neck away adj. A measurement of time

Prawn n. Attractive body, unattractive head

Cheers to you adj. Here’s to enjoying this tasty beverage

Neck up v. Please be quiet

Sesh n. An enjoyable event with one or more person

Lamo n. Feeble individual

Eshay n. An Australian ‘lad’

Oh Lara, you've done it again..

Ever wondered what it’s like to be Lara Bingle?

Me neither.

Not going to lie, when I first heard about this show I was all ‘HA. Going to be a flop!’ but to be honest now I’m all ‘OHEMGEEEE can’t wait to see it!’ – and no, I’m not kidding.

She has that kind of appeal of someone you love to hate. Like that girl at school you hated but secretly wanted so badly to be friends with.

I think she’s pretty. I love her hair. And she has a bangin’ body. Yeah, I know – what a bitch.

KIDDING.

I’m sure she’s a lovely girl, and hey, I would love to have my own t.v show too!

She’s relatable (unlucky in love, unlucky in life), and we’ve seen her naked.

It’s only on for ten weeks (half hour shows) and she’s actually not afraid to talk about her naked-ness. Kudos to her.

So I suppose we’ll have to wait and see whether she’s any good on camera or not (I’m guessing she is).

Apparently nothing is fake on the show (yeah, okay), but I mean – that’s how The Hills started out too! And we all know how that ended up...

Read more on her TV show here.